Peppers' Wish list

JP is becoming a real malignant blob of dick butter, pretty much pulling out all the stops he can to avoid getting the franchise tag put on him.

I would've never believe someone if they told me before the season began that this socially-backwards introverted goofball would swing his dick around in the media and talk about how much he doesn't want to play in Carolina anymore.

In his latest development, someone close to him mentioned he wanted to be traded to only four teams, one of them being the Dallas Cowboys.

Gee, I wonder what the thought process was for him to want to be in dallas...

"UgH, iT's AMeriCa'S TeAM anD DEy Won fIvE SUpeRBowlS!!!!11!!"

First of all, if they even would consider trading for you, they wouldn't stick you in at OLB because they don't really need one you shithead. If anything they'd put you at DE because of the departure of Chris Canty. Secondly, what the fuck does Dallas have to trade to us they've got no first rounder and the Panthers could very well use a first round for compensation. Peppers is just aimlessly hurling shit at the wall and hoping that something sticks because we all know what happens when players are challenged to stay true to their word in the past. They back down. See Chicago-Lance Briggs for reference.

It's funny Dallas was one of the only teams mentioned. Peppers if you ever played there the media would slander you every game you didn't show up. It's a different media out there and they actually expect their players to be vocal leaders and produce and not take plays/games/seasons off, and the minute you fail they are going to be right there to kick you while your down. And after that happens what will be the status of your fragile morale and motivation? You'll wish you were back in Charlotte and hope the nightmare ends.

I can't help but think Carl Carey is in his ear with all this bullshit. If he was standing near me right now I'd drive nails into his balls with a nailgun and stick bamboo skewers under his fingernails.