Panthers sign assistant coach that nobody's ever heard of.

...well his name's Brian Baker. At least we were able to get that.

Baker worked in St. Louis most recently. That's TWO former assistant coaches hired off St Louis. That's fucking awesome right there, assuming the Rams defense was actually a feared one. ...but it isn't.

Seriously this is the best you could do? I mean c'mon, there's a shitload of college coaches to look at. I mean get on the horn, get some of these defensive coordinators from these schools in for an interview, I'm sure if you make 50 calls you might get at least one guy who wants to make some more money in the pros. Sunseri was a decent Dline coach and he came from the college level before he got the job.

So now, conceivably our two weak spots on defense, DBs and DL, have had position coaches leave, and instead of getting someone better, all we did was pretty much make a lateral move at best.

...this guy better have some fucking unbeatable secret to getting to the QB.