Carl Carey is a Snake in the Grass

Carl Carey released a statement last week concerning Julius Peppers' future with the Panthers.

Just in case you don't care to read the article, I'll summarize it for you. Basically, Carey made it public knowledge that Julius wishes to play for a different team next year and he doesn't feel he's being utilized to his full potential.

Well thanks a lot you fucking dildo. You could've let Peppers and the organization that grew him to be the player he is today settle the matter internally, you could've handled it better to where we'd have a better shot at getting something in return for him, like a first round draft pick, but no. You decide to blow out this popcorn fart of a statement. I hope a ravenous parasitic species of lice eat away at your foreskin in your sleep you jackass.

Now the NFL media is on this story like white on rice, pretty much every front office in the league knows about it, and they are licking their chops at the thought of having the "best" DE in football today.

I'm going to say something that might shock you and let you know that, well, despite his rep, Peppers is a little overrated. He has a terrible motor for a supposed defensive playmaker, he takes plays off, and he can get manhandled and completely neutralized by one lineman in a game. But still, he's overrated, which means we could cut a good deal with any team involving a first rounder. This rat bastard complicates things, yes, by making a public statement like this, but it doesn't make it impossible. The franchise tag is universally hated by all players, yet teams are still able to cut deals, like Jared Allen to the Vikings in the last draft. I'm holding out hope that we can somehow pull off a last minute trade in the draft and end up with a higher pick than San Fran so we can get Mark Sanchez out of USC and he can pass for at least 3500 yards a year and be the NFC's premier QB for years to come. Oakland might just be moronic enough to cut that kind of a deal, and they pick at 7. Al Davis is a bumbling demented moron, so yea, it could happen.