Sunday Night Filler (3/15)

Starting a new weekly summary of my feelings about the team and anything else.

-Torry Holt is not a receiving option for the Panthers. I know he has the hometown thing down with the panther fanbase, but we'd probably have the oldest wide receiver core with his signing. Plus, good luck having Delhomme even look for him to get open in a 3wr set with Moose and Smith running routes.

-Jay Cutler met up with Josh Daniels to discuss their differences face to face, and according to sources, it seems like they're no better off now than they were beforehand. He seems really pissed. Good, keep being pissed and while you're at it, personally call John Fox and tell him you'll play for free in Carolina.

-Upon further thought, Ken Lucas STILL isn't 9 million dollars good, no matter how much of a woody he gives Tom Sorensen.

-Free agents I would consider if I was GM of the Panthers and I had more than just spare fucking change under the salary cap:

Cato June
DeWayne Robertson
Khalif Barnes (for line depth)
Kalimba Edwards DE

-Apparently, OT prospect Andre Smith completely shit the bed on his pro day, causing scouts everywhere to comment that he lost an assload of money that day. He apparently did only 19 reps of 225 and ran the 40 in about 5.30 seconds. Oh that isn't the worst part. He apparently ran it shirtless, with his flappy, flabby man tits giggling around. Yuk.

-The Raiders humorously expressed their disdain for Lane Kiffin in a letter to Kiffin's boss in Tennessee. Some crap about undermining Al Davis while he was in Oakland. I didn't realize anybody who was a part of that organization could fucking read, much less write a letter. Oakland is fucking pathetic.

Some miscellaneous stuff...

-Spring break has finally arrived, I think I'm going to get fucking drunk all week.

-Brittanya from Rock of Love Bus is really fucking hot. It's a shame she got eliminated tonight.

-Demetri Martin's show on Comedy Central is fucking hilarious. Go watch it Wednesdays at 10:30 pm.