Get ready for yet another most exciting draft!!

Yep, this Saturday, yet another draft held in NY is ready to come up.

So this is the Special Draft Preview for you guys...

1. How many top 10-picking teams will announce they're trying to trade down?
This is guaranteed to happen with at least one team every year. A top 10 pick is a gift, and at the same time, a curse. Teams who aren't selecting in the top ten wish they had a top ten pick, and surely enough, teams that do select in the top ten wish they had a lower pick. It's just part of the draft. Detroit as had a top 5 pick like 7 out of the last 8 years or something, so they are really trying to save money considering the cap hell they see in front of them when they have to throw these 50 million dollar contracts at these guys who will hold out unless they get the big fucking salaries they want so they can piss it away on strippers and jam with Snoop Dogg or whoever the fuck.


2. Which team will reach for Michael Johnson?
Michael Johnson: First round talent, 7th round work ethic. This guy has major question marks as an every down guy, yet some dumbass GM will fall in love with his freakish athleticism and pick him in the top 20. Now I'd take him if he falls to the 3rd round, but to snag him with your very first pick in the draft? (oh btw, he's not catching Pat White in this pic)


3. How many tubes of Brylcreem will Mel Kiper put in his hair this year?
The Vegas over/under is 3 4.5 ounce tubes. It could very well be much more however.


4. In which of the first 12 selections will Washington trade their 13th overall pick for an overrated disgruntled player?
Skins fans, admit it. Snyder couldn't give less of a shit about the NFL draft. If he had his druthers he would probably forfeit all his picks for an extra 10 million dollars in salary cap so he can give Jovan Haye a $24 million guaranteed contract.


5. Which talentless undrafted rookie FA QB will the Panthers pick up the week after so he can complete 40% of his passes in the preseason and be anointed the "chosen one" as the heir apparent to Delhomme?
Probably John Parker Wilson, but don't count out Rudy Carpenter or Ben Olson.


...so many questions, so little time...